Perhaps he had both 💪

Fun fact: Mr SNH7Z deregistered his vehicle right on the day of the accident itself. Talk about being ridden by a guilty conscience ;)

Alas, the sequel to the critically acclaimed "Dead Man Walking" has finally arrived: Dead Man Borrowing 😎

Oh dear, the Singapore Pussy Force will probably feel most terrified and naked come next month when Pinky no longer watches its back :/ https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/politics/always-knew-you-had-our-back-police-thank-outgoing-pm-lee

To which Pinky probably said: "Fret not my son, for I shall still be the puppeteer controlling everything from behind the scenes. When your mommy reckons it's time for you to ascend the throne, rest assured LW will be kicked aside like a rag doll."

Public housing rentals masquerading as home ownership - oh yes, such a magnificent farce engineered by the uber conniving HDB from the get-go is most unique and, as the above article correctly opines, "un-replicable in its entirety anywhere else"😎

Fun fact: A certain Mr Leonard Teoh was the CEO of the now-defunct Love Nest ;)

Fraser Centrepoint Trust (FCT) is possibly the worst local REIT - if you need any convincing look no further than its "impeccable" track record of wrecking shopping malls under its purview: from The Centrepoint to The Ghostpoint, from Bedok Point to Sold Off Point....the list goes on

Or both of them simply got vaxxed into oblivion, which is much more plausible IMO 😎

I'd love to see Bolehland authorities haul him up for investigation, just like they did with a certain Datuk Seri Chai Kee Kan. After all, Bumiputras hate Malaysian Chinese with a fervour and would leap at any chance to crucify their balls. https://www.malaymail.com/news/malaysia/2024/03/26/kk-mart-founder-director-and-allah-socks-distributor-charged-with-wounding-religious-feelings/125561

So Jo Teo was totally right, you don't need a lot of space to have sex ;)

I wonder if this is THE Brompton bike Mr Lum had so generously "gifted" our million-dollar, but still not quite paid enough ex-minister 👇

If the late Mr Wilim Charles' utterly disintegrated corpse is anything to go by, rest in many pieces would be much more accurate. https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/man-who-fell-from-52nd-floor-of-mbs-probably-committed-suicide-coroner

Evidently boy doesn't love girl enough, else he would have done a Jack Dawson.

Fret not, she will get to touch shitloads of this when her aged ass finally expires in our mortal realm ;)

But we are indeed Kampungs at heart, isn't that why we still hold the "Kampung Games" once every two years? https://www.straitstimes.com/sport/kampung-games-are-the-sea-games-still-relevant-today

Ritual gym was merely following the customary ritual of opening for biz, scamming folks through pre-paid packages and then shutting down after having pocketed enough. If anyone is to be blamed, it's the fucking dumb clientele :)

Duly noted, it's only right that we move with the Times. ;)

Rumour has it that Miss Swift ain't really a she, but a shim. ;)

Looks like the 7th month ghost festival came real early there ;)