Grace Fu oh Grace Fu, you were so not graceful

Auntie Sylvia said a mouthful

and you grew all resentful

Yes some words were hurtful

perhaps not exactly truthful

then again you are so much more powerful

couldn't you be a wee bit more merciful?

Grace Fu oh Grace Fu, you were so not graceful

In fact your demeanor was awful

This is the second time you lost your cool

and went all boo hoo hoo

Give us a clue as to why you acted like a fool

Ate too full, or secret hopes of a promotion not coming true?

Grace Fu oh Grace Fu, you were so not graceful

If only you were more tactful

parliament would be so peaceful

On the outside you ain't looking beautiful,

inside you are equally ugly through and through

While them opposition MPs were at times a handful

dare you say getting all aggressive and defensive isn't shameful?

Grace Fu oh Grace Fu, you were so not graceful

If I may be so bold to say, you are utterly..................DISGRACEFUL.