That joker Janil Puthucurry (or whatever the fuck his surname is) said the SG president represents all Singaporeans.

Untrue. A jiak liao bee hailing from the useless PAP will never represent me, my family, extended family, friends, fuck buddies, pets and the carefully cultivated bonsai plant in my bedroom. If anything this particular obvious farce of a presidential election makes me feel terribly ashamed to be a Singaporean.