Hahahahahaha so mean to add Ivan Lim as a casualty hashtag, but me likey likey.
Mediacock is even more guai lan lol
Singaporeans from all walks of life, who know an asshole when they come across one, have stopped in their tracks as they smell a rat.
This after the new PAP candidate Ivan Lim withdrew from this General Election after many people from all walks of life reckoned he is an asshole in real life and not an angel in white who has been sent by the late Lee Kuan Yew (may god bless him) to save Singaporeans.
In his place, PAP will be fielding a replacement, Ivana Lim.
One Singaporean, Hu Lee Jin, said: “When a single person says you are an asshole, it is easy to refute. When one dozen or more say you are an asshole, it is definitely gone case.”
“I can sense this Ivana Lim is cut from the same cloth as Ivan Lim.”
“Somehow I feel like I’ve seen her somewhere before.”
“Feels like I’m getting hoodwinked.”
Other locals said they recognise Ivana Lim, but cannot put a finger on where they have seen her before.
Another local, Zhen Mian Shan, said: “I feel like Ivana Lim was my camp mate, but that cannot be right, because women in Singapore don’t have to serve National Service or do reservist.”
“That other time I went to the shipyard and saw this fellow who looked like Ivana Lim but that cannot be right because shipyards are male-dominated workplaces.”
“I hope Masagos has inspected her background thoroughly.”
At press time, the GE poster printing factory is working overtime to add an extra “a” on election candidate materials that have already been printed.
Sometime in the foreseeable future........
Wah Stroke Heng says he will 处理 Ivan Lim's case after the general elections.....what does he mean by that?
If they ever take disciplinary action against Ivan I will chop off my kkj and feed it to the dogs.
Any Resemblance to Actual Persons, Living or Dead, is Purely Coincidental.
Some BHB kias just won't learn.
Buy 5 get 1 free?