Thunder thighs, ultra flat-chested boyish figures, some looking seriously under aged............oh spotted one specky nerd too!!!! Study too hard went crazy join pig-faced pageant?
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Edited: Mar 27
Miss Singapore Universe 2017: ARRGH MY EYES!!!!!!
Miss Singapore Universe 2017: ARRGH MY EYES!!!!!!
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Really LMFAO at one Miss Singapore contestant's rebuttal of comments by netizens: "Beauty is only skin-deep."
Face it Miss pussy oozing philosophy, a beauty contest has never been about brains or some sophisticated cerebral bulllshit ever.
Just LOOKS, BOOBS and BOOTY get it? Can't qualify for the meat market, please don't sign the fuck up. Plain and simple.
By Wan Dan Liao, Straight Times
SINGAPORE - Singapore men woke up to shock and horror after publicity images of the 2017 Miss Singapore were circulated online. As compared to past beauty queens, the best of Singaporean beauty was abysmal.
Reporter Wan Dan Liao went on the streets to find out what Singaporean men think. You will be shocked.
Meeting Lao Tee Koh aged 70 at a neighbourhood kopitiam, Tee Koh said: "Wa lan eh, this has got to be the worst edition ever. Just go the Geylang and you can find girls who look more sexy and curvy. If this is the best Singapore can offer, our standard really cannot make it. I rather go become a monk."
Hoping to get a different perspective from a younger man, Xiao Tee Koh aged 32 painted a hopeless picture. Mr. Xiao shared: "Even my friends at work dress better and look better than these monkeys. I think I will turn gay if the standards don't improve. Even lesbians at Pink Dot look so much better than these jokes.
Where is the quality control and what are the judges doing? Are they delusional to believe Singaporean beauty standards are so low? All Singapore men just turn gay and harakiri lah! It's the end."
If these sentiments are accurate, the PAP government are in for a hard time and Singapore's birth rates do not look likely to improve anything soon.
Disclaimer: This piece was written by satirist Wan Dan Liao for the Straights Times. You must absolutely believe what you read.
Largely CMI. And why did the organizers resort to holding the damn event at a shopping mall instead of a hotel ballroom venue? Short of funds or what?
Might as well just scrap the contest altogether, something is seriously wrong when typical Geylang streetwalkers can actually win over a handful of them in the looks and boobs departments.
Need Dettol for my eyes!!!!!!!!