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Needs:
"Branding Iron" logo
Succulents hanging from ceiling in glass pods
A minimum of 15 IPAs
Fries served in a paper cone
Fries not included with menu items traditionally served with them
Truffle oil
"Artisanal"
Aoli
"Farm-to-table"
Server has "pig butchery" tattoo
Leather aprons
Food is good but not worth price
Hipsters everywhere
Folgers coffee is $4.50 a cup
Out of business in under a year
You forgot financial backing by papa and mama.